DID U EVER? WHATS UP WITH THESE ROYAL WEDDING HATS?

vicky beckman hat looked like it was going to fall into her eyes..and those poles in the hat..antennas? sarah and andrews children should be requested to remove those 'very weird hats' when taking snaps and mingling..i think they are called 'fantisizers.' does anyone know who started this trend...a nice cool brimmed hat in pastels is my taste..go wild with the veil..the york children looked like freaks...even the empress of japan has been seen wearing a baby sized hat pulled to the forehead!..am i getting to fussy in my old age?